That makes him choke on his pancakes. Oh no, he didn't. Not hockey.

"You so did not just say that."

It's an important game to Dave. One he deeply regrets not fully dedicating himself to at McKinley for a year, just so he could garner more popularity on the football team when he was figuring out his sexuality.

"But yeah, you do. Trust me, you don't want to get hit with a high puck coming at your shins, the way the other guys tend to hit them. Kinda sucks."

Come to think of it, he actually doesn't have his shin guard. And his blades needed sharpening.

"Or we could play without. Just find a bean bag or a rubber ball instead."