"You're not fucked up." It's an automatic response, because if Maxxie stopped and thought about it for two seconds, he would see that yeah, that is fucked up. But he doesn't like seeing people rag on themselves, not if he can help it. He won't give false hope or completely ignore facts, but he thinks he knows Dave enough to say he's not completely fucked up and mean it.

"You just need to work on how you pick up guys," he says, coming up with an easy smirk.